Curse

I pwnd U · Aug 31, 2006, 12:45 AM // 00:45

*limps around*
*heals self*
*sips beer*
*runs in circles*

Paul Mahdi · Aug 31, 2006, 01:47 AM // 01:47

*Trips Pwnd*
*Laughs*
*Helps Pwnd get back up*
*Sips beer*

I pwnd U · Aug 31, 2006, 01:52 AM // 01:52

*sips beer*
*runs in circles*

Paul Mahdi · Aug 31, 2006, 01:56 AM // 01:56

*Trips Pwnd*
*Laughs significantly less then the first time*
*Sips beer*

I pwnd U · Aug 31, 2006, 01:57 AM // 01:57

*gets up*
*sips beer*
*starts running in circles again*

Paul Mahdi · Aug 31, 2006, 01:59 AM // 01:59

*Trips Pwnd*
*Doesn't laugh at all*
*Shoots a rat*
*Is amused*
*Shoots another rat*
*Smiles*
*Sips beer*

I pwnd U · Aug 31, 2006, 02:52 AM // 02:52

*sips beer*
*gets up*
*runs around*
*sips beer*

Lord Cooper · Aug 31, 2006, 08:04 AM // 08:04

*sips beer*
"this beer is off!"
*bottles barman*
*gets another beer*
*trips pwnd*
*yawns*

*sips beer*

extra bacon · Aug 31, 2006, 08:42 AM // 08:42

*throws a rat into cooper's open mouth*

cheers!

*drinks bourbon*

*hic*

Lord Cooper · Aug 31, 2006, 08:49 AM // 08:49

*chews rat*
*thinks...*
"needs some kind of cheese sauce i think"
*wanders into kitchen to whip up a nice cheese sauce to go with the rat*
*throws a large butchers knife at bacon through the serving hatch and laughs as it slices off his left ear*

*sips beer*

extra bacon · Aug 31, 2006, 08:54 AM // 08:54

meh, that ear didn't really work anyway.

bring us some crumpets, will ya lord wammo!
thanks ol chap.

*drinks bourbon*

*hic*

Lord Cooper · Aug 31, 2006, 09:05 AM // 09:05

*fishes old stale crumpet out of garbage*
*soaks it in super strength laxative*
*hands it to bacon*
"enjoy the crumpet old chap"

*sips beer*

extra bacon · Aug 31, 2006, 09:10 AM // 09:10

thanks, ol chap.

*slaps lord cooper in the face with the crumpet*

i challenge you to a duel.

*drinks bourbon*

*hic*

Lord Cooper · Aug 31, 2006, 09:18 AM // 09:18

*slaps bacon in the face with a steel gauntlet knocking out 2 of his teeth and knocking him unconscious*
"i accept"
*looks at bacon unconscious body on the floor*
"i guess i win!"
*writes welcome on bacons back and drags him to door*

*Sips beer*

extra bacon · Aug 31, 2006, 09:22 AM // 09:22

heh, well whaddaya know. that body double worked nicely as a decoy.

*throws marshmellows at lord wammo*

*drinks bourbon*

*hic*

Lord Cooper · Aug 31, 2006, 09:26 AM // 09:26

"good recovery bacon!"
*toasts marshmallow with a flare*
*its marshmallows*

*sips beer*

extra bacon · Aug 31, 2006, 09:28 AM // 09:28

aha! it's not a real marshmallow, it's a marshmellow, which is the latest state-of-the-art mini bomb!

*watches lord wammo blow up into little tiny bits as the marshmellow explodes*

*drinks bourbon*

*hic*

Lord Cooper · Aug 31, 2006, 10:24 AM // 10:24

"I'm dead!"
"rez me!!!"
"OMFG NOOB MONK U SUX!"
"I'm dead!"
"I'm dead!"
"I'm dead!"
"I'm dead!"
"I'm dead!"
"I'm dead!"
"I'm dead!"
"I'm dead!"
"I'm dead!"
"I'm dead!"
"I'm dead!"
"I'm dead!"
"I'm dead!"
"I'm dead!"
"I'm dead!"
"I'm dead!"

*sips ghostly beer*

extra bacon · Aug 31, 2006, 10:28 AM // 10:28

hmm ... didn't you have mendi... oh yea, it was stripped.

*drinks bourbon*

*hic*

Lord Cooper · Aug 31, 2006, 10:32 AM // 10:32

*suddenly appears at rez shrine outside bar*
"never noticed that there before! handy"
*walks into bar*
*sets fire to bar*
*skewers bacon on a handy extra large skewer that just happened to be laying around*
*roasts the bacon kebab over the blazing bar*

*sips beer*